It’s Not About Why, It’s About Yes Or No
Written by Cheong Jane-Menn
Designers are slowly edging away from your traditional range of garments, handbags, jewellery and shoes. The first time I came to the realisation that I could buy myself a Chanel basketball from flipping through a magazine, my dreams of becoming an old man’s trophy wife (read ‘tai tai’), only got stronger. So, if you’re not extremely into the idea of investing in clothes and handbags but still want to own designer things, here are some designer items you can buy that will allow you to subtly flex your riches.
Louis Vuitton Ping Pong Set, £1400 (RM7423.01)
If you enjoy a little leisurely table tennis with your friends or if you need something to play beer pong with, this ping pong set is what you need. With professionally manufactured paddles, the set comes with paddle cases covered in LV’s signature monogram. Attached to the paddle is keychain to the paddle covers and is embellished with an LV circle that holds four logoed ping pong balls.
Prada Silver Money Clip, £125 (RM662.98)
Ever dreamed of walking into a store and pulling out a wad of cash at the counter? Look no further – if going cashless is not your thing, or if you’ve got more cash than your wallet can handle, this quirky money clip should serve you well. Designed like your favourite office desk essential, the money clip is has the brand’s logo engraved on the side.
Tiffany & Co Sterling Silver Ball of Yarn, $9270 (RM38882.09)
Possibly the most impractical object you absolutely need to have, this ball of yarn does not serve much function in all honesty. Created to showcase the label’s artisanal excellence and a tribute to Gene Moore’s eccentric window displays, the ball of yarn is a collector’s item for fans of the label. So, if you want to own some Tiffany & Co but don’t really fancy jewellery, this is something for you.
Chanel Skateboard, $7700 (RM32296.88)
Relive the days when you used to skate and destroy with this confused hybrid of a skateboard and a Penny board. Made of lacquered wood, the deck is cover in a criss-cross stitch print that emulates that of their handbags, along with black trucks and white wheels. On the griptape side is a sleek gold Chanel logo sticker, which gives new meaning to the term ‘boujee’.
Louis Vuitton Horizon Striped Earphones, £850 (RM4506.74)
Forget AirPods, these wireless LV earphones are your next best flex. These Bluetooth silicon earbuds are decorated in LV’s iconic floral monogram and accented with an orange and blue ‘L’ and ‘V’ on each side giving it a modern twist. It also comes with a matching mobile charging case that’s splashproof.
