Every year, countless websites and magazines release their picks of who they think is the ‘Coolest’ or ‘Most Rocker’ or ‘Bad-Ass’ Dads around the world. So we at Masses decided to jump on the bandwagon and make up our own list of who we think is the world’s top 5 dads in the world. Yay! how exciting!
First off on the list would be none other than Mr Hov himself. Although just joining the fathers club not too long ago, how can we resist not putting him on the list. King of the HipHop world, calling the Queen B your mum and saying hi to some of the worlds biggest celebrities in the world is just some of the perks of calling Jay-Z your dad.
Already a 4 star General in The Army of Fathers, David Beckham is no stranger to fatherhood. Although almost at 40, but he still looks like he is in his late 20s and having a body that is still model material that would make a teenage girl shreak and go nuts over would be some good genes to have if you’re his kid. Most importantly, having a dad that is a football legend is a definitely a good card to have in case you get in trouble with teachers at school.
Drummer of one of the most famous punk rock band in the world, tatted and pierced, owns a rad clothing brand and owns a crazy collection of cars, what more do you want? He even dresses kick-ass too. Travis Barker is referred as “Punk’s First Superstar Drummer” by the Rolling Stones. Really, what more do you want?
Mr. Brad Pitt is the leader so far, having 6 kids under his wings, which means he outranks all the dads we have listed so far. Winning the award of “Sexiest Man Alive” twice, listed in the “100 Most Influential People In The World” list once and also listed in the “100 Most Powerful Celebrities” 3 times is definitely bragging rights. He is almost 50 years old, but he doesn’t look like he is aging much, looks like he really is Benjamin Button.
Annnnnnd lastly, which we think is the NUMBER 1 ranking for this list is, ALL YOUR DADS!
You may be sitting there thinking that this is too dam cliche and you’ve wasted your time reading this, but think about it, without your dad’s winning moves in bed and his champion sperm, you wouldn’t be able to be sitting in front of your computer reading this. Right? So with that we would like to say Happy Fathers Day!
